What a Difference a Year Makes!

Okay, so maybe not such a difference, but what was I suppose to say?!

Welcome back to The Dungeon, Everyone! Let's hope this year goes a little better than last. Look forward to some fun stuff from this week's MLS All-Star Game with Manchester United. *swoon* And of course you'll get an eyeful of WAG of the Week, All the important Twitter updates you may have missed, and whatever else I decide is important enough to write about in the world of celebrity footballer news.

Oh, and to the person who bought sandrasdungeon.com, that's not very nice.

Opps....

Falling prey to food poisoning and having Chelsea in for the weekend has left me with little time to blog... Sorry for all the 1's of you who like to visit.

Chelsea training session went great today and I hope to have an exclusive for you tomorrow night, or in the weee hours of Monday morning.

For now, here's me with Michael Essien, John Terry and Frank Lampard! (And it was a loooong day so please be kind....lol)

Waiting... waiting

It's been slim pickings in the world of football rumours - other than transfer of course. Unless you care that Burnley have had a bid rejected for Norwich midfielder Darel Russell.

And of course we all know that Sven has been hired beneath where he should be at Notts. There must be some REALLY hot Latinas in Notts to get Svenny.

Anyway, I'll do some digging and see what comes up!

Was it something I said?!

Devastating news in the WAG world everyone!

This week's WAG, Bianca Kajlich, and Landon Donovan have hit splitsville! It's reported that they couple have been living apart for a loooooong time now and "The split is amicable," according to their spokesperson.

Happier times....

I said at the beginning of the season, "I know Landon's not leaving the Galaxy because Bianca's show got renewed." Well, it was that and they didn't want him in Germany anymore. I guess now the guy has nothing holding him if the Patron Saint Sebastian (the patron saint of athletes... yes it's real!) does him a solid and Germany wants him back.

Oh well. Divorce sucks! Sorry guys.

SUCK IT MAN UNITED!

That is the first, and probably the last time you'll ever see/hear me say something like that.


Picture found at The Sun Online
The Sun Online - official website

I have been very vocal about my feelings towards this horrible decision that Manchester United has made and honestly, I'm happy Man City is sticking it to them in an AWESOME was. I truly hope, if Man City has a successful season, it's due to Tevez and his amazing abilities. I think a club like Man City, with quality players and not as much pressure will help to tap into Tevez's full potential and I see him being very successful.

Welcome to Manchester indeed, Carlos!

The New #7

So I'm not gonna lie... This is the first picture I've seen with Michael Owen in a Manchester United kit and, well, let's just say... It's too bad my boyfriend is away at the moment.

The new # 7... Oooooo!

And as it turns out, Michael Owen will claim the coveted #7 jersey. Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about that, but winker/wanker Ronaldo thinks he'll do great.

"Manchester United did well to give him the number seven," the Portuguese star said. He is a great player, an English player. He has everything to win there. He is at a fantastic club."

Now don't get me wrong. I've been a HUGE Owen supporter for years - even when he was at Liverpool. In my younger, and in his healthier days, having him on the Man U squad would have completed my dream team. Now, with the injuries, I'm at a cross between wondering if this is a brilliant idea, or if I don't need to worry about saving the dates to any cup finals this year.

But in the mean time, he's still as pretty as ever to look at... Check out that baby face...

Awww Shucks!

Ladies, time to grab the tissues a pint of Hogen-Daaz and rent "He's Just Not That Into You," because this hunka-hunka burnin' love will be doing the robot with only one woman now!

Bicycle kick, or the best spider impression EVER?

Peter Crouch, 28, propsed to his long time girlfriend, Abbey Clancy,23, this weekend while vacationing in Sardinia.

Abbey was one of the 13 finalists on Britains Next Top Model and is was considered to be one of the original WC 2006 WAGS... Oooo, vintage! Although her German fun was cut short as alligations and pictures surfaced featuring Abbey taking coaine and cheating on poor Peter with her ex. Peter, who originally dumped Abbey by fax, went as far as to release an official statement from his lawyer saying,

"In light of this, I wish to make the situation absolutely clear: Abbey and I were in the early stages of a relationship which, for a number of reasons I decided to end, and accordingly informed Abbey of my decision."

Well, it looks like a little coke and a lover on the side are nothing this happy couple can't work past! Though no date has been set, I'm sure the glossy pages of OK! will have all the juicy details for us very soon! Congrats you two! And just so you ladies see what you're missing out on....